Coming up...

St Patrick's Day - how about some green fortune cookies or green crackers (complete with Irish jokes) to help get you in touch with your Irish side?

Motto of the week...

Doctor says "I'm sorry but I can't diagnose what is wrong with you Mahoney, I think it may be alcohol." 
"Don't worry Dr Kelly, I'll come back when you are sober." 

 

 

 

For Him

Barman Pro
A stunning gift cracker for the most discerning of males. This cracker contains a nip pourer, a bottle opener / corkscrew, a champagne stopper, and a host of hilarious bar jokes.
NZ$ 30.00 incl GST
 


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